Caught!

Appearently my dog Brian has been sneaking out during the day to party it up on the lake with hot chicks, and making a little money on the side also doing some advertising work and keeping the money for himself. Probably spending all the money on bones, tennis balls, and ropes instead of kicking some back my way. He knows I have to pay “pet rent” on him and pay for his food. So what if it’s really cat food, he can’t read the bag. I told him the picture of the cat on the front means it’s made of cats and he seemed to be satisfied with that answer. That still doesn’t excuse this. What a selfish bastard. When I asked him to at least hook me up with the girl in the boat he was like “uhh I lost her number”. How convenient.

Pictures from the Tony Hawk thing are coming as soon as I scan them into the computer. I was pretty dissappointed because most of them didn’t turn out. I am going to sell that fancy film camera and use the money to get a really high quality digital one.

P.S. The above post was made in humor. My dog does not sneak out during the day and go to the lake. He couldn’t because he doesn’t have opposable thumbs on his hands to open the deadbolt and get out. Maybe if he was a monkey. The part about me feeding him cat food is absolutely true however.