Check out this getup.

So I was getting ready to go out and run my long run a little while ago and passed myself in the mirror and wondered why no one doesn’t just kick my ass for looking like such a tool. I just had to take a picture so everyone could see.

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What the hell?

Now seriously I swear I do need all this stuff, I mean common, I was on my way out to do 8 miles and that takes me a while because I’m slow as hell. First of all I’ve got the iPod with sports talk podcasts and belt to hold it with around my waist. I tried the armband way of carrying it but I didn’t care for it because it would constantly slide down my emaciated arms. Next I’m shirtless to show off my abs… just kidding, it’s because it’s still a little warm out and I overheat. In reality I don’t appear to have any muscle of any kind. On my arm is the NASA gps watch with corresponding heart rate monitor strap around my “chest” and unseen footpod sensor on my shoe for tracking cadence. Since it is a longer run I have strapped on the camelbak for water purposes. It lets me carry enough to drink without having to carry a bulky water bottle and is incredibly stylish at the same time. Move up to my head and you get the genuine ABA red white and blue basketball afro havin’ headband straight out of the time after the age of Aquarius and before the time of Reganomics. (That means the 70’s). Last but not least is the miners headlamp, updated for the modern miner with battery friendly led technology. Damn I’m a sexy sonofa bitch.

Enough of that. School has pretty much started. I’m glad the majority of classes I need to take to finish my degree are electives so maybe I can find something interesting. I read the first chapter tonight and found myself reading a half page or more without have any recollection of what it said and then forcing myself to go back and read it again but this time paying attention. Mind numbing.