I saw something tonight that cracked me up when I stopped at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a card for Jason and Aimee’s wedding. I was just getting out of the truck when this douche drives by and starts yelling to a girl walking into the store. “Hey, HEY! What are you going tonight! HEY! Excuse me! Hey! MISS!” Just then she turned around to look and she was like 8 months pregnant. The guy got this horrified look on his face. I just started laughing my ass off. He turned and gave me a dirty look and I was like “GO FOR IT MAN! LOOKS LIKE SHE PUTS OUT!” He just goes “FUCK OFF!” and speeds off. Oh man my sides were hurting. You know its the little things that make life worthwhile. She was a hot girl but I happen to know from personal experience that it’s not a turn on for girls to be yelling HEY! HEY! at them even if it seems like a good idea at the time.
Dave called me and left a message that he is trying to put together a trip to New York to go see Cann in September. That sounds like a lot of fun, I’ve never been to New York and I haven’t seen any of those guys since I got out of the Air Force in 2001. I don’t know why I’ve never gone down to see Dave, he is only over in St Louis. It’s like a 6 or 7 hour drive. Me and Kasey always talk about it but we never get around to doing it. It’s never a bad time when you party with that guy.
Steve, that is AWESOME! I was laughing so hard after I read this.