Well I just spent like an hour and a half filling out all the crap on eHarmony. Here’s the result that I got.
eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
I told it to look for anyone in the entire United States that matched me too. They are most likely are out there but I’m sure they didn’t have the patience to fill out that 2 hour friggin survey.
I’m going to bed.
Wow, I just read your last 2 posts…I guess she’s getting what she deserves. Wonder what’s going to happen to her kid (kids?)…guess the grandma and grandpa will take over. Yeah, post the transcripts from the York courthouse, that will be interesting. Keep in touch, and good luck with the hunting…love ya, Mom.