I got a lot of nice comments in the last post from people saying that I’m not old, I can still be a mystifier or a firetruck or whatever. You all almost had me until I got the mail and had a letter from the AARP welcoming me to their group.
You all were obviously messing with me because the American Association of Retired Persons wouldn’t waste their time and money sending junk mail to someone who wasn’t eligible to join their organization. You know damn well they are on a fixed income and need to get their message about prescription drug benefits and how Medicare will pay for their power wheelchair out to people who give a crap. People like myself.
In all seriousness I know I’m not old yet and I can still technically go do all that exciting stuff. I suppose it’s just that I can feel my 30th birthday coming up and that makes you think a lot about what could have been. Not to mention the fact that EVERYONE seems to be getting married or having a kid this year. I can’t remember a year where I’ve gotten more wedding invites or heard announcements about having a kid. It kind of sucks sometimes because everyone is out doing their “couple” things and I can’t really hang out without feeling like I’m out of place. It’s all part of life though and I just need to move on with it. Like I said before I need to keep working on making my own life something to write about.
Ha! I feel my 50th birthday coming up soon…too soon. You’re not old yet. If you want to live in Europe, get your passport and go…make sure to let me know where to visit you. Love ya!
I already have a passport. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as just getting your passport and going. There’s things like how you will eat and having someplace to lay your head at night.
you get old then you die
Is your hair falling out? Mine sure as fuck is!!! Falling off my head and growing in some really odd places. I still dress the same so it’s not hard to spot.
I’m not really going that bald yet, It’s starting. I am getting some gray hairs though. Jason if I recall you had lots of hair in really odd places years ago. I only know this because you always answered your front door in your boxer shorts while scratching your balls so when you say you dress the same and the new hair is not hard to spot it makes me do that disgusted shudder thing.