Well it was another wasted weekend. I spent today hung over again and feeling like crap. I can tell I am going to get sick of going out and drinking relatively quickly now that I have my weekends back. Yesterday was Jason’s birthday and a bunch of people went out to the Red Fox and drank it up. I was drinking double morgans and was a karaoke fool. Let’s see what did I sing… Satyin’ Alive by the BeeGees, I’m Too Sexy by Right said Fred, jumped in with Jason and Ben on a couple Bon Jovi songs. Ben is a Bon Jovi nut. And we can’t forget that damn Summer Nights song from Grease that I sang with Brenda. God I hate that fucking song so much but she picked it not me. Since I have no actual singing talent I prefer to pick the dumbest songs I can and really go over the top with it. At least the people watching me get a good laugh out of it. No one want’s to see me try and sing Country Roads by John Denver all pretty.
There was a bride and bridesmaids there as there is at most any bar you go to on the weekends. This one was doing the thing where they have the candy necklace and you give her a buck to eat one off her neck. I got a dollar from Troy and proceeded to lick her boob and ate 2 pieces of the candy. Little did I know that she had bathed herself in perfume before she came out to the bars. I was hacking for like 5 minutes. In the case of perfume I think a little goes a long way. There’s no reason to douse yourself in it. By closing time I was pretty much done. I had another beer at Jason’s house but it didn’t go down that good at all. Everyone started to go home so I took Robbie home and played a game of NCAA football 06 with him and got thouroughly trounced. I was Texas and Vince Young turned the ball over 6 times. I was pissed. Then off to bed at 4AM. I didn’t get up until about 2 today. It’s 10:15 now and I am going to take some NyQuill so I can fall asleep and get my sleeping schedule back on track for the workweek. I have a lot of things I need to get done and they won’t if I’m up half the night and sleeping till noon. That’s all I have for today. Power to the Puetro Ricans.
Link of the day: My future mousepad.