… or else it gets the hose again. Apparently Chuck’s wife Joy has been frequenting my site and it seems she pretty much has done a psychological profile of me from reading the crap that I write. Nice. I feel like I’m Buffalo Bill or something. Got my green stalker van with the bubble window out moving couches in night vision goggles looking for fat chicks to throw in my pit in the basement of my house that has bugs flying all over the place while I’m rocking out dancing in front of the mirror wearing lipstick with my penis tucked between my legs. Hey, I gotta be me.
If you don’t get any of those references then you need to catch up on your pop culture or something. They are of course from Silence of the Lambs, winner of 5 Oscars in the 1992 Academy Awards. Jeez.
Seriously though Joy, most of your observations were pretty accurate except for the fact that I don’t sleep very well because I’m “nervous”. Can’t say I’m the nervous type really. No the reason I can’t sleep is because of the fact that if I have the option of A. – get up at the butt crack of dawn or B. – stay in bed just a little longer, I pretty much always choose B and sleep way too late. As a consequence this makes me not tired when other people are going to bed. Add to it the fact that I basically do no physical exercise anymore to regulate my body and there you have it. I really had no problem going to sleep at night when I worked days because that schedule got my body regulated to where it’s supposed to be. Most of your other points were perfectly valid observations of things about me that I am totally aware of. All in all you did a good job of using the head shrinker knowledge that you learned in college. I give it.. a B-
How’s the leg….?
It’s fine, no harm no foul.