Just got this in the email. The bold comments are mine.
Hi Happy Birthday. No not really. I like your little blue roller skate. Looks cool. It’s really not that cool at all. In fact people laugh at it. Will save you lots of $$ in gas and probably a little in insurance etc. too. The gas thing would be true if it ran and the insurance would stay the same as I already pay. Hope you have a good day and find a good looking “thin” chick to help you celebrate. I had an awful day and “thin” chicks don’t exist. They all have “front butt”. You will have the whole weekend to recover if you get smashed. Nope, I have to work in the morning at 5am and I’m going to bed early. Just don’t smash the little roller skate!! grin. Thats all I want to do to it right now. See previous post.
Seriously, have a great birthday. And the best for the new year. Love ya a lot GMW
Well thanks for the thoughts and good wishes grandma. Love you too. Sigh.
happy birthday steve, or not it dosent sound like it is, but im tired so im goin to bed. later
Well, sorry I missed your birthday, not like I ever remembered it to begin with… I can barely remember my own most of the time. And as for the blue roller skate POS, well sorry ’bout that too. If it makes you feel any better (which I’m sure it won’t) I’m up to $6000 sunk into transmissions. Just got back from Tx, took a months leave now they want to send me to Spain for a month, lucky me. Anyways, as for the whole “front butt” thing… I thought that was called a fupa? Maybe it’s just me, but I thought that’s what it was anyways. Alright, well take it easy, go run/walk your 5 miles and get your free t-shirt you can’t beat with a baseball bat (although in all technicality you can). Later Steve and happy old man b-day.