It’s been a bit since I’ve written anything, whenever I come up with a topic I tend to file it […]

I’m living the single life again! No, Jessica didn’t leave me, she just went out to the boonies to visit

I’ve had this thought during serious conversations with important people. I’m glad I’m not the only one. Used with attribution,

Had a pretty good time last night, Jessica and I went to Shoguns for dinner because she has been trying

Ahh, so that’s what the problem is. I think I’m going to go get a tattoo like that. Used with

I’m kind of sick. Kinda but not terribly bad. Yet. Let’s hope it stays that way because being sick sucks.