I seriously love those things. A couple years ago when I was still in college I was eating them twice a day every day. Eventually they started fazing them out across the city until I was having to drive over 100 blocks to the other side of town on 84th street to get them. I really need to stop eating out so much, is it any wonder that I have put on twenty five pounds of lardass in the last year? I am going to try something here coming up where I go a month straight without eating anything from a fast food restaurant, convenience store or frozen premade in a box and see how that goes. I seriously piss away so much money on crap food that really isn’t any good. Like three or four times as much as it would take for me to eat decent food and make it myself. The problem is that it’s just so damn hard to make good meals for just one person without wasting a ton of food. I guess that’s why I eat out so much. I buy just as much as I’m going to eat and that’s it. When I make food there’s always so many leftovers that I don’t want to eat four meals in a row afterwards that a lot of it gets thrown away or fed to the dog. I’m sure he likes that and all but I would rather he eat his six dollar a bag puppy food that lasts a couple months. I suppose I will have to research a system to be able to freeze stuff into smaller portions so I don’t have to eat the same thing so many times in a row. I can’t be the only one with this problem, someone point me to a solution.
Well I’m all set up with my new place at Ruskin Place. I’ll be moving on the 1st of the month. I got another wonderful garden level (half underground) apartment right across the parking lot from where I lived before. I look out the front window right into the front window of my old apartment. Hopefully it comes with all the amenities of the old place like noisy neighbors, ants, windows so drafty that the curtains move in the winter, guys high on meth pulling their penis out in front of little kids in front of my window and maintenance people constantly coming in when I’m sleeping doing “inspections”. On the plus side they said it’s “partially remodeled” which means… I don’t know… it has drywall, electricity and carpet? It doesn’t face the sun as much as I would have liked but it is on the sunward facing side of the building rather than the side that is perpetually in shadow so its all good. It’s really not that bad living there for the most part. Like anything it could be better. It does have the free tanning bed so I’m going to be kicking it like George Hamilton… with a unibomber beard of course.
Yeah, and does it come with the wrinkles around the eyes and the cheek implants like his??? That would look just dandy with the unibomber beard and the receding hairline (oops, did I say that last part out loud?).
There’s nothing receding about my hairline. It’s just fine.
Good to see you’re putting on some weight, ya (formerly) skinny bastid! I cook for myself all the time, dude, and it works out great– i don’t really get tired of leftovers, though. Eating out, ESPECIALLY in New York, is KILLER. Fuck that, I’d rather make stuff. Just do a lot of sandwiches and stuff like that if you don’t want to be eating the same thing over and over… or invite the guy over from the Encore frozen dinners commercial who helps people eat up all their food. Anyone? Anyone?
Cann good to hear from you again man! Hows life treating you in Metropolis trying to make a living as an actor? Sorry we never made it up there to see you there in NYC, that kind of fell through. Hell I haven’t even made it down to see Dave yet and he lives right over in Missouri. He still leaves me drunk messages all the time though and he was nice enough to text message me asking me the score when Missouri waxed Nebraska last week. Hope to see you soon in The Young and the Restless and by far here’s the best picture of you I have ever seen.
Anyway I suppose if I bought some good deli meats, cheeses and bread the sandwich idea is pretty good. I get sick of the lunch meat type sandwiches pretty quick but maybe I could make some sandwiches that actually have a recipe like the rueben or something.
Dude…Jerky and cheese…Seriously. I did it and I lost 10 pounds. Different flavors of Jerky of course. Well different cheeses too. Anyway you get it. Thats a sweet beard. I get the butters from southpark look. I saw that Aimee already sold me out. Matt McDonald tried to get me to grow out my stuff one time and it was pathetic. I’ll always have the 13 year old chin pube look. So when is the next Ruskin basketball game? jayballs out
I already eat a ton of jerky and cheese and all that does is back me all up. It doesn’t matter that you can’t grow anything on your face man, you make up for it with a great personality and boyish good looks.
What ever happened to buying a $30000 house in Goehner so you could be neighbors with Uncle Jesse? Now is the time!
I don’t want to live in fucking Goehner. Then I would have to participate in the “Pride of Goehner Parade” where they have Jesse sit in the back of a convertible wearing a tiara and waving while the other eight residents of the town line the street waiting for Jesse to throw candy.
You wish you could be as cool as George Hamilton! Well, I guess I do too. Nevermind.
Hell yea I wish I could be that cool. I mean look at that picture. The come hither eyes, drinking expensive wine while wearing a pristine white suitcoat. How the guy hasn’t died from melanoma yet I have no idea.
Yeah, I guess you didn’t quite get the burn about your age (that receding hairline thing). A burn just isn’t funny if you don’t get it… Anyway, the new header up top here is pretty cool…when is the “manifesto” due out for publication???
I’m not that old, I can still pass for early twenties (sometimes). I need the proper beard before I can release a manifesto so that will come out towards the end of Winter I would imagine.
I shit jerky and cheese for breakfast seriously I lose ten pounds each morning what you think about that “J” balls. Oh yeah and it can be more depending what cheese I eat of course.
Oh yeah and Steve fuck you and your sweet beard try growning hair on your ass!!!